You know that seagull. The one who waits until you're not looking and makes off with your food like it had the whole thing planned. Unbothered. No regrets. Living its best life.
That's the energy.
The Beach Bandit is for everyone who's ever lost a french fry to one of those little thieves and respected it a little bit. We put him on a hat. Bacon egg and cheese in his beak, zero remorse, exactly where he belongs.
Throw it on forward, throw it on back, either way people are going to ask you about it.
